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old chestnut of a tumblr post?, anyway, menstruation, lol

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just-shower-thoughts http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/154724939604/a-werewolf-film-written-by-a-woman-wouldnt-be-as :

A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

run right into queue https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/run-right-into-queue#no

no no no no the exact opposite https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/no-no-no-no-no-the-exact-opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/ https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/by-this-standard-a-werewolf-film-written-by-a-woman-would-be-much-more-interesting-because-it-would-be-more-%2Fvaried%2F#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/some-werewolves-who-are-prepared-not-only-for-their-own-shift-but-also-for-those-of-six-of-their-closest-packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’ https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/some-werewolves-who-wake-up-already-covered-in-fur-and-look-at-their-ruined-clothes-and-think-%27oh-%2Fshit%2F-that-was-yesterday%27#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/some-werewolves-who-can%27t-be-assed-to-figure-out-what-day-it-is-and-therefore-have-an-alert-set-in-their-phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/so-that-once-a-month-they-wake-up-not-to-a-blinking-%27wake-up%27-message-but-to-%27wake-up-and-Be-Prepared%27-and-dramatic-hyena-music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/%28and-then-inevitably-lose%2Fbreak%2Fforget-to-charge-their-phone-the-day-before-and-spend-hours-humming-uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go) https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/before-suddenly-remembering-at-the-least-convenient-moment-possible-and-rushing-off-stripping-as-they-go%29#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/not-to-mention-the-one-werewolf-who-only-transforms-one-night-a-month-and-then-has-to-refrain-from-gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/while-they-help-their-one-packmate-who%27s-been-shifted-for-an-entire-goddamned-week-and-has-started-dreaming-of-murder (via ereborne https://tmblr.co/m09q3vdsFDSO-QNrEUz4sKQ)

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

#for days before the change you’re extra growly and constantly want to go for walkies https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/for-days-before-the-change-you%27re-extra-growly-and-constantly-want-to-go-for-walkies

writernotwaiting https://tmblr.co/msZ8u7fxF24MbeE93CKNSSA

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

teland

I don’t usually reblog stuff, but this is just golden.

lightshadowverisimilitude https://tmblr.co/mP8k1h9VnHiAMvjY9zYHkPA

crescent_the_grumpy_bunny https://tmblr.co/mc8bYl26HQdW3RemO64zIkQ, it’s funny you tag me on this becuase I’m having my first period in over a year and wondered why I was having a meltdown this morning.

How could I not reblog this? This is pure GOLD.

gets halfway to work before looking down and noticing the claws and tail AH FUCK