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[dragonlady7]

dude, he only has one facial expression and that's it, way to roll with the hand you're dealt man, just be huge and fight for social justice, rock on

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without a doubt the breakout stars of this election cycle are the 6′10″ lieutenant governor of pennsylvania and his rockabilly wife

he officiated one of the first gay marriages in pennsylvania, is committed to ending the war on drugs, and looks like thanos fucked jonah from veep. she is every single woman at a midnight showing of rocky horror. they live in a “restored car dealership” according to his website. i would die for them

i have never met john and gisele fetterman and i know almost nothing about them. but i know one thing for sure just like deep in my soul: he proposed at wrestlemania

lieutenant governor henry “lurch” rollins here doesn’t live in the official lieutenant governor residence, instead choosing to use it as a free recreation center and swimming pool for underprivileged children

once again: i would die for him

update: He is starting beef https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1326311204923576321 with the Lt. Gov of Texas, Dan Patrick, who has (illegally!) offered a $1mil reward for evidence of voter fraud.

[screenshot: a tweet from johnfetterman, reading “Hey, Governor Patrick- it’s your counterpart in Pennsylvania. I’d like to collect your handsome reward for reporting voter fraud. I got a dude in Forty Fort, PA who tried to have his dead mom vote for Trump. I’d like mine in Shetz gift cards pls. ps. the Cowboys blow.”]

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[minoanmiss]

This couple gives me hope.

[dragonlady7]

I went to her Twitter and was delighted to find that only a couple of days ago she'd posted a picture of their kitchen with all the drawers standing open a couple of inches and explained that she was happy the world was finding out what a delight her husband is, but they should know the truth, that he leaves the kitchen like this all the time. He responded that he expected next the dog would be publicly dragging him, and then also responded to readers that since there was a photo of the kitchen he wanted everyone to admire his "Western PA Subzero" fridge, which looked like an expensive double unit but was really just two fridges with stainless-steel-colored doors next to each other with the door handles mirroring one another, which he considered to have been a stroke of genius on his part.

She also had, not long before, posted their wedding photo, which was informal-- they'd eloped-- and he'd replied that little had he known this was the last time his head would appear in any photos of the two of them together, and had then assembled a collage of photos where her face is nicely framed and his head is cut off because he's too tall to fit in the photo.

It was just some wholesome entertainment. Fully half of his feed was him saying "legalize weed in PA!" as well, which is hilarious.

I also saw one where people were joking that he'd won his election by just beating up all the other candidates, and his wife seemed offended but he clearly thought it was funny and was like well i mean i look like i look, that's just how it is.

Dude's mom had seen him being interviewed on TV and was like "oh that guy is so scary!! he doesn't smile??" and I was like "he's really funny but I don't think his face makes the smiling shape very well so he doesn't bother but honestly I doubt he's that scary." so I was pleased to be correct.