since instagram doesn’t xpost well

[dragonlady7]

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i am sharing three pictures that are probably duplicates of what i put on IG but here they are, slightly edited.

one is just a selfie showing the makeup i wore today for not leaving the house, because why not.

the second is the basket of socks I paired, out of Chita’s stolen stash and the basket I’d set aside in bewilderment at why I didn’t have pairs of socks anymore, and then had forgotten about and buried. What’s astonishing is how few overlaps there really were between the two stashes. Somewhere, there are a lot of single socks… possibly a second cat stash???

and the third… is the adorable sock thief.

Am wearing assorted cheap grocery store products including an ELF eyebrow thing with the gel and the powder, some shitty liquid eyeliner that seems to have slightly separated, and a glorious liquid lipstick by Cheekbone Beauty that I discussed in my initial Instagram post. Hilariously, Android’s “Portrait Mode” setting that blurs the background decided my earring was a background item and blurred it for me. Ha! [image description: me, a 41-year-old blonde white lady with glasses, staring slightly to the left of the camera lens, looking a little startled, which seems to be my best camera face.]

[image description: a laundry basket entirely full of paired socks made into those little balls where one contains the other, in a muted variety of colors mostly black and navy blue.] y’all I don’t remember ever owning most of these socks, I can’t begin to contemplate where they came from. There were seven single navy-blue argyle socks, most of them slightly different; I paired some of them anyway because they were the same size and texture.

[image description: a gray cat with green eyes and a white stripe on her chest lies nestled in a fluffy paisley-patterned duvet with her paws tucked in and her eyes wide and fixed on the camera; the light from behind shines somewhat through her ears.] This is not the face of someone who repents of her sock crimes.