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“because you just implied you’ve murdered someone, if not multiple someones, on a beach.” jaskier explains.

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“so anyway,” lambert concludes from around his mouthful of apple, “what i’m saying here is if someone just really needs to get ‘emselves good and murdered, you gotta do that shit on the beach. clean-up comes part with the package. forensic the tides, motherfucker. plus?” he adds, twirling the core between his fingers, “scenic.”

“okay!” jaskier chirps as he cuts the feed. “new rule: no more lambert on the livestream.”

“what!” lambert exclaims in affront. “geralt swears on stream all the time!!”

2nico https://2nico.tumblr.com/post/632948443781988352:

there’s a reason the 'lambert must never be streamed live’ rule is in place.

“that is not why,” jasker says, his smile strained.

“nobody good,” lambert stresses petulantly.