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2nico https://2nico.tumblr.com/post/627391390130864128/headcanon-lambert-rigged-up-a-pony-express-esque :
headcanon: lambert rigged-up a pony express-esque system of switching out horses for maximum speed and efficiency centuries before anything like a postal service was established.
as he managed this through his favorite exploit, “just use axii”, this system developed concurrently with an urban legend amongst mid-level horse-traders in various large cities about meeting a vague-faced man they simply can’t seem to really remember and ending up with no idea how one of their horses prepped for sale went missing, replaced with one of about similar value but inexplicably foreign stock,