While we’re talking about Snap Wexley
May. 17th, 2016 01:07 pmvia http://ift.tt/1Xizq39:
ineptshieldmaid:
(my dash is talking about Snap Wexley today)
So there’s this subset of Finn/Poe fic where Poe is anything from moderately squishy to adorably chubby and Finn is positioned as being Into That, because of how squishiness is a novelty after Stormtroopers.
Fair. Fine. And if you’re fixed on your ship, I guess that works. N/mind that Poe as we saw him was actually pretty lean, whatever floats your boat.
But let’s say you’re a multishipper.
Allow me to posit:
Finn/Snap.
Snap Wexley is a large man, clearly plenty of him to grab hold of in strategic moments, etc. Skilled at what he does but what he does does not require him to be lean or toned.
Probably actually pretty muscular, under the squish. Can probably lift large things and look nonchalant about it. Might even be able to lift Finn???? (Okay, not Finn at peak fitness, but Finn post-recovery? Finn totally loses mass in a coma, that’s a thing that happens.)
Also Snap Wexley is large and huggable. I bet Finn enjoys being little spoon. I bet being hugged by Snap Wexley is like being hugged by a delightful combination of teddy bear and protective manly whatsit.
That’s it, that’s the total of my proposition here, but you gotta admit, it’s got about as much canon logic as most rarepairs and more than some popular ones.
oh no, i’m into this

ineptshieldmaid:
(my dash is talking about Snap Wexley today)
So there’s this subset of Finn/Poe fic where Poe is anything from moderately squishy to adorably chubby and Finn is positioned as being Into That, because of how squishiness is a novelty after Stormtroopers.
Fair. Fine. And if you’re fixed on your ship, I guess that works. N/mind that Poe as we saw him was actually pretty lean, whatever floats your boat.
But let’s say you’re a multishipper.
Allow me to posit:
Finn/Snap.
Snap Wexley is a large man, clearly plenty of him to grab hold of in strategic moments, etc. Skilled at what he does but what he does does not require him to be lean or toned.
Probably actually pretty muscular, under the squish. Can probably lift large things and look nonchalant about it. Might even be able to lift Finn???? (Okay, not Finn at peak fitness, but Finn post-recovery? Finn totally loses mass in a coma, that’s a thing that happens.)
Also Snap Wexley is large and huggable. I bet Finn enjoys being little spoon. I bet being hugged by Snap Wexley is like being hugged by a delightful combination of teddy bear and protective manly whatsit.
That’s it, that’s the total of my proposition here, but you gotta admit, it’s got about as much canon logic as most rarepairs and more than some popular ones.
oh no, i’m into this
