mouths of babes, secondhand edition
Jul. 23rd, 2020 08:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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So Sister told this story while we were packaging chickens today, so it’s
totally secondhand, but I know it’s true. TW, I guess, for slightly
unhygeinic behavior.
She was sitting on the couch in a tank top with Farmkid at the end of a
long day, and Farmkid looks over and is like,
“I can’t wait until I can grow my own armpit hair,”
(if you think Farmsister shaves her armpits I have clearly failed at
describing what a crunchy hippie she is)
and Farmsister was like “mm, probably you *can* wait actually,”
and Farmkid was like “No, really,” and reached over and
ran her fingers through it
to her mother’s horror (it was the end of a long day. if you think
Farmsister wears deodorant I *clearly* have not been describing her very
well.)
Farmsister was like, “Uh, kiddo. Smell your fingers.”
Farmkid did so and was like “OH GROSS”
the moral of the story is, okay, she’s not *that* eager to grow her own
armpit hair just yet.
So Sister told this story while we were packaging chickens today, so it’s
totally secondhand, but I know it’s true. TW, I guess, for slightly
unhygeinic behavior.
She was sitting on the couch in a tank top with Farmkid at the end of a
long day, and Farmkid looks over and is like,
“I can’t wait until I can grow my own armpit hair,”
(if you think Farmsister shaves her armpits I have clearly failed at
describing what a crunchy hippie she is)
and Farmsister was like “mm, probably you *can* wait actually,”
and Farmkid was like “No, really,” and reached over and
ran her fingers through it
to her mother’s horror (it was the end of a long day. if you think
Farmsister wears deodorant I *clearly* have not been describing her very
well.)
Farmsister was like, “Uh, kiddo. Smell your fingers.”
Farmkid did so and was like “OH GROSS”
the moral of the story is, okay, she’s not *that* eager to grow her own
armpit hair just yet.
