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the witcher as buzzfeed unsolved quotes

geralt: hey, you demon fuck!

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jaskier: i did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.

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yennefer: this demon’s racist. i don’t respect this demon.

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ciri: choo choo pickle pie

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eskel: *exasperated* stop serial killing.

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lambert: *laying in a pentagram* rock and roll buckaroo!

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vesemir: let’s not get political. it’s too sad. let’s just talk about ghosts.

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cahir: friends murder each other all the time!

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calanthe: *to a demon* as we snuff these candles so to do we snuff you from this mortal world. *blows candle* you fuckin wimp!

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eist: *sings mamma mia unintelligibly in a haunted house*

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stregobor: hello, is this 911? the devil is here, send god!

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renfri: why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little. what are you, a wussy?