jojofortheroll:Geralt: I’m a murderer, a butche

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jojofortheroll:

Geralt: I’m a murderer, a butcher, and everything I touch di-

Jaskier: Ah ah! *spritzes him with water*

Geralt: …

Jaskier: …

Geralt: what the actual fuck Jaskier

Jaskier: I trying a new tactic to help you curb your negative self-talk.

Geralt: It’s too late for m–

Jaskier: Ah ah! *spritzes him with water again*