normal-horoscopes:I WILL GET SOME TAPEWORMS BLESSED ON ST FRANCIS DAY AND PERSONALLY INTRODUCE A...

[dragonlady7]

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normal-horoscopes:

I WILL GET SOME TAPEWORMS BLESSED ON ST FRANCIS DAY AND PERSONALLY INTRODUCE A BREEDING POPULATION OF TAPEWORMS TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

normal-horoscopes:

WHAT IS THE AGE OF INNOCENCE IN TAPEWORM YEARS

normal-horoscopes:

CAN TAPEWORMS SIN?

normal-horoscopes:

IF YOU GET BAPTIZED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM ALSO GET BAPTISED?

normal-horoscopes:

IF YOU GET RAPTURED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM COME WITH YOU?

Comments

[sabotabby]

Fuck that is amazing hahaha

[dragonlady7]

this is not the kind of thing i normally reblog but i could not get over the ALL CAPS and the premise of the whole thing and like seriously, though, if you think of it???
your body is a microbiome. you're, like, 9% bacteria by weight, it's something enormous like that. Literally pounds of you are these other unrelated microorganisms!!! and that's like... part of you! and your tapeworm too if you have one! so like! this is a relevant question, even though ridiculous.
Mind=blown.

CAN TAPEWORMS SIN

[dragonlady7]

i need that on a t-shirt
CAN TAPEWORMS SIN?