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avantegarda:

(note that i have not read the books or played the games and i am not interested in facts here, i am interested in batshit theories)

he has fight anxiety and the potions are actually just shots of tequila

magic equivalent of 5-hr energy

makes his pants slightly looser and therefore easier to fight in

makes his pants slightly tighter and therefore sexier to fight in

it’s not potion at all he’s just staying hydrated

he’s being sponsored by the potion company

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