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Fanfic: De Bonu Coniugali (Aziraphale/Crowley, M):
ineptshieldmaid:
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Summary:
Aziraphale considers him for a second. ‘My dear, I’d have thought you’d have positively relished the idea of a sacrament, if only to defile it.’
‘Not this one,’ Crowley says, leaden. ‘I haven’t. Not in all… It’s always been you.’
‘Nonsense,’ Aziraphale says, briskly, ‘Monogamy has nothing to do with it. We committed sodomy twice last Sunday.’ Crowley goes to speak, but Aziraphale is nothing if not skilled in rhetoric, and he holds up a hand, ‘which, of course, does not invalidate the sacrament; it’s rather like baptism, it can’t be reversed, but it can be defiled, and I think all authorities would agree that vigorous sodomy on Sundays defiles the sacrament of marriage.’
Or: your author got fed up with sappy marriage fic, and also has too many degrees.
Link goes through to Dreamwidth. I may or may not eventually put it on the AO3, but I realised part of why I never finish things anymore is my sense of immense dread related to AO3 comments, so. Here we go.
Bump!
Now with AO3 link, for the eminently logical reason that I remembered my freeform tag ‘things which are only funny to medievalists’ I first used for Good Omens fic over a decade ago; it is therefore required that I post on the AO3 in order to complete the circle.
ED: AND NOW ALSO WITH THE CORRECT LATIN IN THE TITLE. Geez. It’s not like I’ve taught that text five or six times. It’s not like it’s cited in my goddamn thesis or anything. Or, indeed, like the noun bonus is a VERY BASIC LATIN NOUN that I should be able to conjugate in my sleep. But here we are.
Fanfic: De Bonu Coniugali (Aziraphale/Crowley, M):
ineptshieldmaid:
ineptshieldmaid:
Summary:
Aziraphale considers him for a second. ‘My dear, I’d have thought you’d have positively relished the idea of a sacrament, if only to defile it.’
‘Not this one,’ Crowley says, leaden. ‘I haven’t. Not in all… It’s always been you.’
‘Nonsense,’ Aziraphale says, briskly, ‘Monogamy has nothing to do with it. We committed sodomy twice last Sunday.’ Crowley goes to speak, but Aziraphale is nothing if not skilled in rhetoric, and he holds up a hand, ‘which, of course, does not invalidate the sacrament; it’s rather like baptism, it can’t be reversed, but it can be defiled, and I think all authorities would agree that vigorous sodomy on Sundays defiles the sacrament of marriage.’
Or: your author got fed up with sappy marriage fic, and also has too many degrees.
Link goes through to Dreamwidth. I may or may not eventually put it on the AO3, but I realised part of why I never finish things anymore is my sense of immense dread related to AO3 comments, so. Here we go.
Bump!
Now with AO3 link, for the eminently logical reason that I remembered my freeform tag ‘things which are only funny to medievalists’ I first used for Good Omens fic over a decade ago; it is therefore required that I post on the AO3 in order to complete the circle.
ED: AND NOW ALSO WITH THE CORRECT LATIN IN THE TITLE. Geez. It’s not like I’ve taught that text five or six times. It’s not like it’s cited in my goddamn thesis or anything. Or, indeed, like the noun bonus is a VERY BASIC LATIN NOUN that I should be able to conjugate in my sleep. But here we are.
