why am i not psyched to pay $15.99 for a pattern, exhibit A

[dragonlady7]

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me: *prints out bralette pattern*

bralette pattern: Find your size! Difference between chest measurement and full bust measurement =1″=A, 2″=B, 3″=C

me: *goes all the way down the chart*

pattern: 5″ = DD/E

me: where’s the rest of the chart

pattern: *has no more chart*

me: *measures* difference is nine inches. where is nine inches on this chart. there is no nine inches on this fucking chart.

me: *tapes two charts together* There!
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