dude's list of people who can get it <3
Jan. 28th, 2019 02:32 pmSo on Saturday while we were downtown we stopped by Dude's office building to gawk at it, because it's a cool old building, and we went up and into his office to look out at the view over the lake, right, and I have been in there before, I get that it's a neato place, but of course I had to be like "now i must read all the sarcastic notes on the whiteboards" because everyone knows that's where the good shit is.
And sure enough. There, in Dude's handwriting, in black marker, is a list, entitled "[Dude's Initials]'s List Of People Who Can Get" and then the last word is erased and in someone else's handwriting, in red, it says "It!" with a heart next to it.
The list contains five numbered bullet points, and most of them go along the lines of "[Client Company Name], because they are a garbage entity with garbage ideas", so clearly this isn't actually a list of people anyone likes.
"Ah," Dude said, when I pointed it out to him, "it initially was [My] List Of People Who Can Get Fucked, and then [Coworker] brought his kids in, and as they trooped in the door I was standing there and saw the F-word and was like oh boy and just swiped my hand through it, and then someone fixed it for me, so."
(Another white board was covered in the handwriting of someone fairly new to literacy, and a number of drawings, so it's definitely certain that at least one of said children can read and had a decent chance of picking up on the title of that list in an awkward fashion at some point.)
I have a couple of links I wanted to post about today but they are not easily accessible from this computer so this is a note to myself to go find them again and post about them later...
And sure enough. There, in Dude's handwriting, in black marker, is a list, entitled "[Dude's Initials]'s List Of People Who Can Get" and then the last word is erased and in someone else's handwriting, in red, it says "It!" with a heart next to it.
The list contains five numbered bullet points, and most of them go along the lines of "[Client Company Name], because they are a garbage entity with garbage ideas", so clearly this isn't actually a list of people anyone likes.
"Ah," Dude said, when I pointed it out to him, "it initially was [My] List Of People Who Can Get Fucked, and then [Coworker] brought his kids in, and as they trooped in the door I was standing there and saw the F-word and was like oh boy and just swiped my hand through it, and then someone fixed it for me, so."
(Another white board was covered in the handwriting of someone fairly new to literacy, and a number of drawings, so it's definitely certain that at least one of said children can read and had a decent chance of picking up on the title of that list in an awkward fashion at some point.)
I have a couple of links I wanted to post about today but they are not easily accessible from this computer so this is a note to myself to go find them again and post about them later...
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Date: 2019-01-29 02:14 am (UTC)this is just the most delightful turn of phrase :D
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