dragonlady7

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oh i forgot i did this but when i was at the farm this last time i was talking about santa to farmkid (not quite 5) and she was like “i know what santa looks like, i’ve seen him on the front of a puzzle box” or somesuch, and I was like, oh, but what if santa is a shapeshifter

and after I insisted on this a little while she was like “yeah santa is a shapeshifter”

so like, you’re welcome, kid, have fun unraveling that in therapy later

I don’t remember why I did this, though, so I can’t tell you whether it was justified or not

but I very much did convince my not-quite-5-year-old niece that Santa is a shapeshifter, so.
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