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Went out to dinner. Ate phenomenal quantities of cheese. Came home. Said, “it’s time for yoga pants,” and then remembered that my most recent pair of yoga pants are, by accident, these… they’re not entirely awful, but they’re like… “shaping” pants, kind of, in that they’re quite tight and i guess it’s like, athletic compression, but it’s also like wearing a sausage casing. I was trying to explain this to Dude, how it’s not great when you’ve just eaten too much but like, if you’re actually doing something active, sometimes it’s kind of nice to have everything kind of… held in place.
“ThunderPants,” he said.
“What?”
“Thunder Pants,” he repeated patiently.
I finally got that he meant like a ThunderShirt.
But pants.
I wish they worked like that, honestly…
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Went out to dinner. Ate phenomenal quantities of cheese. Came home. Said, “it’s time for yoga pants,” and then remembered that my most recent pair of yoga pants are, by accident, these… they’re not entirely awful, but they’re like… “shaping” pants, kind of, in that they’re quite tight and i guess it’s like, athletic compression, but it’s also like wearing a sausage casing. I was trying to explain this to Dude, how it’s not great when you’ve just eaten too much but like, if you’re actually doing something active, sometimes it’s kind of nice to have everything kind of… held in place.
“ThunderPants,” he said.
“What?”
“Thunder Pants,” he repeated patiently.
I finally got that he meant like a ThunderShirt.
But pants.
I wish they worked like that, honestly…
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