how to bond with your chickens: a step-by-step guide

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allosaurusrock:

chickie-birdies:

allosaurusrock:

chickie-birdies:

1. get a blanket

2. put blanket on ground and lie on it

3. fall asleep

4. congratulations, wake up covered in chickens

Fool. To think that my chickens would not peck my eyes and eat them willingly. 

bonus step: protec your eyeS

Me going out to cuddle with some chickens: 
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