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unicornduke replied to your post “vignette: driving home. heavy traffic. sitting there at a light….”
omg omg omg omg
HE! HAS NO IDEA! WHAT A SELF-OWN THAT WAS!!
He probably went home and told his dog no he’s too shitty to have a dog girlfriend AS IF goldfish all about how he owned the libs today by triggering some Lesbaru driver so hard she… took a picture of his sticker. OWNED! He’s doing Kek’s work, there!
For a bit I was pondering how he would know I was a Librul by looking at me– I mean, it’s a Subaru, right?– but then I remembered I have a little BB-8 thing hanging from my passenger visor, and just above it I have a tiny Pride flag clamped on by a hair thingy because I never found anywhere better to put it, so he’d probably see the rainbow thing if nothing else, so I guess I’m not exactly stealth, but–
Clearly, he wanted me to be offended, but like– By a super-basic boring decal that I’ve seen thousands of variants of? Or– really, who gets offended by a Marines logo, they’re on like, every tenth car around here. It’d be like taking mortal offence at– at something omnipresent, I dunno– oh! those inscrutable lighthouse bumper stickers.
Now that I think of it though– I don’t know what those mean, actually, and it kind of haunts me.
(I think they’re Buffalo-specific but Google can’t help me. They’re oval, and purplish, with a yellowish light house drawing kind of filling the whole sticker vertically, and if there’s text it’s too small to read, and sometimes one car has like four of them on it, and I don’t know what the fuck it means, and Feelings Guy, I promise, I have already spent a hundred times more thought on those bumper stickers than on yours.) (Dude thinks they have something to do with Jehovah’s Witnesses but I swear we don’t have that many of those out here.)
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unicornduke replied to your post “vignette: driving home. heavy traffic. sitting there at a light….”
omg omg omg omg
HE! HAS NO IDEA! WHAT A SELF-OWN THAT WAS!!
He probably went home and told his dog no he’s too shitty to have a dog girlfriend AS IF goldfish all about how he owned the libs today by triggering some Lesbaru driver so hard she… took a picture of his sticker. OWNED! He’s doing Kek’s work, there!
For a bit I was pondering how he would know I was a Librul by looking at me– I mean, it’s a Subaru, right?– but then I remembered I have a little BB-8 thing hanging from my passenger visor, and just above it I have a tiny Pride flag clamped on by a hair thingy because I never found anywhere better to put it, so he’d probably see the rainbow thing if nothing else, so I guess I’m not exactly stealth, but–
Clearly, he wanted me to be offended, but like– By a super-basic boring decal that I’ve seen thousands of variants of? Or– really, who gets offended by a Marines logo, they’re on like, every tenth car around here. It’d be like taking mortal offence at– at something omnipresent, I dunno– oh! those inscrutable lighthouse bumper stickers.
Now that I think of it though– I don’t know what those mean, actually, and it kind of haunts me.
(I think they’re Buffalo-specific but Google can’t help me. They’re oval, and purplish, with a yellowish light house drawing kind of filling the whole sticker vertically, and if there’s text it’s too small to read, and sometimes one car has like four of them on it, and I don’t know what the fuck it means, and Feelings Guy, I promise, I have already spent a hundred times more thought on those bumper stickers than on yours.) (Dude thinks they have something to do with Jehovah’s Witnesses but I swear we don’t have that many of those out here.)
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