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knob-kabob:
cleo4u2:
bunjywunjy:
unclefather:
ITS NOT A SHITTY MOD
helpful pig brakelight squeals at max volume whenever you stop
THAT PIG IS BEING KIDNAPPED
STREET SMARTS
it’s too long for me to tell it here but my sister has a great / terrible story of once having to drive a pig through the downtown of a small Illinois town in the open back of a pickup truck with the only thing keeping it from jumping out being her judicious slamming-on of the brakes to knock it over. it’s one of those shaggy dog stories that’s best told over drinks, and has some really horrifying plot twists, but that’s the bulk of it, and the intro that her boss was like “it’ll be fine don’t worry” and spoiler alert, with pigs, it’s NEVER FINE. Also the pig in the photo is probably going to eat that taillight and has certainly already shat everywhere, so RIP your car, buddy.
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knob-kabob:
cleo4u2:
bunjywunjy:
unclefather:
ITS NOT A SHITTY MOD
helpful pig brakelight squeals at max volume whenever you stop
THAT PIG IS BEING KIDNAPPED
STREET SMARTS
it’s too long for me to tell it here but my sister has a great / terrible story of once having to drive a pig through the downtown of a small Illinois town in the open back of a pickup truck with the only thing keeping it from jumping out being her judicious slamming-on of the brakes to knock it over. it’s one of those shaggy dog stories that’s best told over drinks, and has some really horrifying plot twists, but that’s the bulk of it, and the intro that her boss was like “it’ll be fine don’t worry” and spoiler alert, with pigs, it’s NEVER FINE. Also the pig in the photo is probably going to eat that taillight and has certainly already shat everywhere, so RIP your car, buddy.
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