domestic bliss part umpteen
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I dunno if I’ve told this one on here. If I did, forgive me.
So a while ago (a couple weeks? 2012? I’m never sure, i think it was recent-ish though) Dude and I were drinking sort of fizzy beer. Now, Dude basically never farts (audibly, anyway…) but when he burps, he just lets fly with really gross belches.
So he let one of these out, and the cat meowed at him. She meows when we sneeze too, like she’s offended. But she didn’t seem offended, she just seemed like she was answering.
He decided that the cat’s name was now going to be [belch noise], and started trying to get her to answer to it.
I can’t actually make that sound– I can burp, and it’s gross, but he makes this, like, majestic high-pitched rumble with impressive diaphragm support. I can’t make that noise, my chest just isn’t the right shape. [BRRAAAAP!]
Anyway, ever since then, whenever he burps, he claims to be talking to the cat. She does answer sometimes, but we don’t drink enough beer for her to have really gotten conditioned to it.
Yet.
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I dunno if I’ve told this one on here. If I did, forgive me.
So a while ago (a couple weeks? 2012? I’m never sure, i think it was recent-ish though) Dude and I were drinking sort of fizzy beer. Now, Dude basically never farts (audibly, anyway…) but when he burps, he just lets fly with really gross belches.
So he let one of these out, and the cat meowed at him. She meows when we sneeze too, like she’s offended. But she didn’t seem offended, she just seemed like she was answering.
He decided that the cat’s name was now going to be [belch noise], and started trying to get her to answer to it.
I can’t actually make that sound– I can burp, and it’s gross, but he makes this, like, majestic high-pitched rumble with impressive diaphragm support. I can’t make that noise, my chest just isn’t the right shape. [BRRAAAAP!]
Anyway, ever since then, whenever he burps, he claims to be talking to the cat. She does answer sometimes, but we don’t drink enough beer for her to have really gotten conditioned to it.
Yet.
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