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listen ok i can’t hold this in any longer

what the FUCK is with black widow’s eyebrows in IW

i’m a blond person and have been so for my whole life, scion of an under-pigmented lineage, and my whole life i have watched my mother draw her missing eyebrows back on and understood that in order to be taken seriously as a human i have to fill in the VOIDS where my EYEBROWS ought to be– and I should note, I do have eyebrows, there’s hairs there and such, they’re just the exact same pigmentless shade as my bone-white fucking visage, I have like, no pigmentation on my entire person except for a couple of freckles and some unattractive birthmarks– and so I have, for a person who wears very little makeup, spent an awful lot of time coloring in my invisible fucking eyebrows, ok

and here’s Natasha bloody Romanoff, who presumably has some kind of God-given pigmentation of some stripe or other, who even knows [and like, Doylistically speaking, Scarlett Johannsen, who has, like. IDK. IDEK what her natural pigmentation is like but clearly it’s never been a problem for her before.]

and has apparently??? deliberately??? bleached her eyebrows??? to invisibility???

that’s ALLOWED?? a human woman can just– go out into the world with invisible eyebrows??? on purpose???? 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 

i am literally crying, Natasha, why would you do that. why would you do that.

i get like, just dashing out of the house with whatever eyebrows the good Lord bestowed upon you because you don’t have time to correct His oversight but

why would you do that ON PURPOSE.
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