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So this weekend, I was at home, car in the driveway, doors unlocked. Someone went thru my car looking for change, rummaged thru everything, v annoying and icky, stole my favorite change purse containing like three dollars in nickels. Screw you buddy, whatever. Most annoyingly, left the door open, I guess so I wouldn’t hear it slam. But. Now this keychain is in my driver door cupholder. I’ve never seen it before? Dave doesn’t recognize it? Whose keys are these and what are they to??
I feel like paranormal horror novels start this way.

So this weekend, I was at home, car in the driveway, doors unlocked. Someone went thru my car looking for change, rummaged thru everything, v annoying and icky, stole my favorite change purse containing like three dollars in nickels. Screw you buddy, whatever. Most annoyingly, left the door open, I guess so I wouldn’t hear it slam. But. Now this keychain is in my driver door cupholder. I’ve never seen it before? Dave doesn’t recognize it? Whose keys are these and what are they to??
I feel like paranormal horror novels start this way.
