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rulerofthefandomkingdom:
Fuuuuuuuuuuu-
like okay fierce clapback guy i don’t care about, but–
like bro if that’s what moms are talking about in front of you it’s because they know better than to talk about anything else in front of you because you are not safe, and they’re trying to bore you so you go away and they can get back to their real business, which in my fairly deep and wide experience of hanging out with groups of mothers involves an astonishing casualness about the absolute most disgusting things you can think of. Moms are sort of superpowered. They are not fazed by anything. if you are a non-mom and you want to up your imagination game, let a group of moms get comfortable with you and then ask them to describe the most disgusting thing they’ve ever encountered.
Moms have seen some shit. And unlike, say, doctors, who also are sort of okay at this game, the moms have then had to clean up after that shit, which is really pretty next-level.
Moms who are doctors? Fear them. Above all, do not attempt to fuck with them. You’ll lose.
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rulerofthefandomkingdom:
Fuuuuuuuuuuu-
like okay fierce clapback guy i don’t care about, but–
like bro if that’s what moms are talking about in front of you it’s because they know better than to talk about anything else in front of you because you are not safe, and they’re trying to bore you so you go away and they can get back to their real business, which in my fairly deep and wide experience of hanging out with groups of mothers involves an astonishing casualness about the absolute most disgusting things you can think of. Moms are sort of superpowered. They are not fazed by anything. if you are a non-mom and you want to up your imagination game, let a group of moms get comfortable with you and then ask them to describe the most disgusting thing they’ve ever encountered.
Moms have seen some shit. And unlike, say, doctors, who also are sort of okay at this game, the moms have then had to clean up after that shit, which is really pretty next-level.
Moms who are doctors? Fear them. Above all, do not attempt to fuck with them. You’ll lose.
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