oh lordtDude installed that app where you give Google your face and it finds you An Art that looks..

[dragonlady7]

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oh lordt

Dude installed that app where you give Google your face and it finds you An Art that looks like you.

He got the dude from this painting, which, I mean. Fair? But. No? 

I got this and I don’t know how to feel.

The whole painting is– she’s terrifying. I guess if there’s someone I should be compared to, I’m not super upset by that one. She’s. Like, this woman’s built like a brick shithouse and Not Amused By Your Shit. 

Also she and I share having basically no eyebrows to speak of. And, yeah, my physique is pretty similar to hers. I wouldn’t have thought my face was “square” before now but uh. Maybe that’s accurate. 

Me and my Terrifying Norwegian Brick Shithouse Doppelganger would probably not get along, but I feel a kinship regardless. Dude is less amused by his drunk sexual-harassing knight doppelganger. “That chick is super fed up,” he said.

“I think she’s into it,” I argued.

“No,” he said, “she’s not into it at all. I don’t like that guy. He looks like a tool.”
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Comments

[krait]

I think your dude's doppelganger's lady looks like she's still considering. Not into it, but also not quite ready to throw him out the door; the jury's still out on whether she finds him more endearing or annoying. :D

Your doppelganger looks 100% ready to throw somebody out the door, but in an impersonal way; she expects you to understand why you're being thrown out and not hold a grudge.