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I literally don’t know how many pairs of socks I’m wearing plus I have insoles in and these are my fuckoff chore boots from the farm made out of injection-molded foam of some kind and
i can’t feel my toes so there’s that
but i’m wearing four sweaters and am fine from the waist up
my dears, how is winter treating you?? i’m worried because i’m seeing that people in places that aren’t equipped to have winters are getting them. i’m sorry. i live here on purpose so i feel like my complaining is only so justified, really; I live here because winter’s not that horrible and it’s better than hurricanes or earthquakes or tornadoes and we don’t get those. but some of you live in hurricane places, AND you have to deal with this bullshit, and that’s not fair, you didn’t sign up for that.
so you have my sympathy.
I’m from a subtly different climate than this current one– it gets much colder over near New England than it typically does over here at the Great Lakes, but today it’s cold like my childhood (and uh, like 2015, so, like, it’s not like I’m out of practice).
At any rate. Give your cars plenty of time, my dears, face away from the wind if you can, don’t worry about how you look just put more layers on, wear pantyhose under your jeans and an extra tank top under your t-shirt under your long-sleeve shirt under your sweater under your sweatshirt, you can never have too many pairs of socks on (UNLESS they make your shoes too tight!! that will backfire!!) and if you’re really cold drink hot tea and if you hate tea then just boil water and hold the mug and sip from it and pretend you’re some kind of ascetic. You don’t deserve this. It will pass. We’ll get through this.
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I literally don’t know how many pairs of socks I’m wearing plus I have insoles in and these are my fuckoff chore boots from the farm made out of injection-molded foam of some kind and
i can’t feel my toes so there’s that
but i’m wearing four sweaters and am fine from the waist up
my dears, how is winter treating you?? i’m worried because i’m seeing that people in places that aren’t equipped to have winters are getting them. i’m sorry. i live here on purpose so i feel like my complaining is only so justified, really; I live here because winter’s not that horrible and it’s better than hurricanes or earthquakes or tornadoes and we don’t get those. but some of you live in hurricane places, AND you have to deal with this bullshit, and that’s not fair, you didn’t sign up for that.
so you have my sympathy.
I’m from a subtly different climate than this current one– it gets much colder over near New England than it typically does over here at the Great Lakes, but today it’s cold like my childhood (and uh, like 2015, so, like, it’s not like I’m out of practice).
At any rate. Give your cars plenty of time, my dears, face away from the wind if you can, don’t worry about how you look just put more layers on, wear pantyhose under your jeans and an extra tank top under your t-shirt under your long-sleeve shirt under your sweater under your sweatshirt, you can never have too many pairs of socks on (UNLESS they make your shoes too tight!! that will backfire!!) and if you’re really cold drink hot tea and if you hate tea then just boil water and hold the mug and sip from it and pretend you’re some kind of ascetic. You don’t deserve this. It will pass. We’ll get through this.
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