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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/2BjvxEh:
girl why u insist on putting lipgloss on over lipstick it always turns out so gd sticky ugh
also gurl u never brush yr hair how is makeup gonna make that better spoiler: it’s not
if i was going to learn how to do makeup i would have already but it’s just so tempting to keep buying it because it looks like candy and who doesn’t want to put prettiness onto themselves? it doesn’t make me prettier though, i look like i look, which is a fine way for a human to look, also the single most expensive thing in that photograph up there is the teeth in my lower jaw which basically no human has ever seen boy did that orthodontist sell my parents a bill of goods but LOOK HOW STRAIGHT THEY ARE yes that’s right, my lower teeth, my upper teeth were just fine and not even a charlatan could sell my parents on braces for those. ugh it’s been 22 years since those braces came off and i haven’t really forgiven or forgotten.
dang tho my cheekbones are hella freckled even with foundation on wtf those aren’t even freckles i bet those are age spots. what’s the difference i honestly don’t know. i am extremely aware that the price of never having had any pigment in my skin my whole life is that it’s going to randomly assemble into big ol liver spots before i’ve even menopaused. whatever.
shit bro this lipstick is never going to set up i need to get it off before i get it all over everything i love
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girl why u insist on putting lipgloss on over lipstick it always turns out so gd sticky ugh
also gurl u never brush yr hair how is makeup gonna make that better spoiler: it’s not
if i was going to learn how to do makeup i would have already but it’s just so tempting to keep buying it because it looks like candy and who doesn’t want to put prettiness onto themselves? it doesn’t make me prettier though, i look like i look, which is a fine way for a human to look, also the single most expensive thing in that photograph up there is the teeth in my lower jaw which basically no human has ever seen boy did that orthodontist sell my parents a bill of goods but LOOK HOW STRAIGHT THEY ARE yes that’s right, my lower teeth, my upper teeth were just fine and not even a charlatan could sell my parents on braces for those. ugh it’s been 22 years since those braces came off and i haven’t really forgiven or forgotten.
dang tho my cheekbones are hella freckled even with foundation on wtf those aren’t even freckles i bet those are age spots. what’s the difference i honestly don’t know. i am extremely aware that the price of never having had any pigment in my skin my whole life is that it’s going to randomly assemble into big ol liver spots before i’ve even menopaused. whatever.
shit bro this lipstick is never going to set up i need to get it off before i get it all over everything i love
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