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mysharona1987:
“I had a friend who saw Poe Dameron in the shower. I heard that Poe Dameron had an 8-pack. That Poe Dameron was shredded.”
“Yes, yes, that sounds like it’s true, to be honest.”
“The other day he called me ‘buddy’.”
*everyone moans in sympathy*
Disguised Poe: “Is that… bad?”
“Every time he does it, it takes every ounce of willpower I have not to just tackle him and suck his dick.”
“I know right? Seriously.” *discussion devolves into one-upmanship-type discussion of progressively more debauched sex acts the commentators want to engage in*
Disguised Poe: *sweats*

mysharona1987:
“I had a friend who saw Poe Dameron in the shower. I heard that Poe Dameron had an 8-pack. That Poe Dameron was shredded.”
“Yes, yes, that sounds like it’s true, to be honest.”
“The other day he called me ‘buddy’.”
*everyone moans in sympathy*
Disguised Poe: “Is that… bad?”
“Every time he does it, it takes every ounce of willpower I have not to just tackle him and suck his dick.”
“I know right? Seriously.” *discussion devolves into one-upmanship-type discussion of progressively more debauched sex acts the commentators want to engage in*
Disguised Poe: *sweats*
