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Ah ha ha ha ha the store manager was indeed at the Bills game shooting for the AP wire, and did indeed witness the streaking. “I had no shot, though,” he said, “I was shooting the team celebrating, so they were between me and him– but I looked over and he ran by and I was like wow that guy sure is naked.”
“OK so the news story said very naked man,” I said, “and how is that different from just a regular naked man?”
“Oh,” store manager said, “I’ll show ya,” and pulled up a photo on his phone, and
“Oh,” I said. “Yes, that’s the difference.”
[Regular naked is just a naked guy. Very naked is an excited naked guy.]
“I can see how he felt like he’d have nothing to lose,” Store Manager said contemplatively. “I mean, nobody’s gonna make fun of him for that.”
“I can’t ever unsee that, though,” I said. “I mean. I know his mom.”
Store Manager shrugged. “I can’t unsee it either,” he said, “so, welcome to the club.” Then he laughed. “He rushed for more yards than the Bills did in the whole game, though!”
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Ah ha ha ha ha the store manager was indeed at the Bills game shooting for the AP wire, and did indeed witness the streaking. “I had no shot, though,” he said, “I was shooting the team celebrating, so they were between me and him– but I looked over and he ran by and I was like wow that guy sure is naked.”
“OK so the news story said very naked man,” I said, “and how is that different from just a regular naked man?”
“Oh,” store manager said, “I’ll show ya,” and pulled up a photo on his phone, and
“Oh,” I said. “Yes, that’s the difference.”
[Regular naked is just a naked guy. Very naked is an excited naked guy.]
“I can see how he felt like he’d have nothing to lose,” Store Manager said contemplatively. “I mean, nobody’s gonna make fun of him for that.”
“I can’t ever unsee that, though,” I said. “I mean. I know his mom.”
Store Manager shrugged. “I can’t unsee it either,” he said, “so, welcome to the club.” Then he laughed. “He rushed for more yards than the Bills did in the whole game, though!”
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