via http://ift.tt/2iQsvzD:A streaker ran onto the field during the Saints-Bills game and everyone made the same joke:
oh christ.
this is my former derby team captain’s little brother.
On the one hand, bro wtf. on the other hand though…
If anyone could get 100 yards on that field, naked, it’d be Señor Wiener, who learned to skate derby by letting his big sister’s entire team beat the shit out of him and went on to a pretty illustrious career skating for Toronto’s men’s derby league. He’s agile as fuck and from those photos, is still in really great fuckin’ shape.
(That was the “same joke” everyone was making that the article headline referred to. The Bills did incredibly shitty but this kid got almost twice the yards they did.)
I expect there’ll be a GoFundMe for his bail and fines though.
I wonder if anyone I know had a press pass to shoot the game… I’ll find out tomorrow at work if they did. (The store manager often shoots Bills games for the AP wire.)
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oh christ.
this is my former derby team captain’s little brother.
On the one hand, bro wtf. on the other hand though…
If anyone could get 100 yards on that field, naked, it’d be Señor Wiener, who learned to skate derby by letting his big sister’s entire team beat the shit out of him and went on to a pretty illustrious career skating for Toronto’s men’s derby league. He’s agile as fuck and from those photos, is still in really great fuckin’ shape.
(That was the “same joke” everyone was making that the article headline referred to. The Bills did incredibly shitty but this kid got almost twice the yards they did.)
I expect there’ll be a GoFundMe for his bail and fines though.
I wonder if anyone I know had a press pass to shoot the game… I’ll find out tomorrow at work if they did. (The store manager often shoots Bills games for the AP wire.)
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