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dear etsy customer who sent me five messages about buying a thing:
i cannot take your message as an order. i cannot use that to then go fucking click the buy button for you. you have to put on your big boy pants and click the fucking listing and make your purchase. i cannot do this for you. i cannot spend your money for you. i cannot authorize your payment method for you.
you have to do it yourself. you have to take some fucking initiative. you clearly can read, since you used written language to send me this message. so FUCKING READ THE FUCKING LISTING AND SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK BUY.
christ does your mother hold your dick while you pee or have you figured that out yet???

dear etsy customer who sent me five messages about buying a thing:
i cannot take your message as an order. i cannot use that to then go fucking click the buy button for you. you have to put on your big boy pants and click the fucking listing and make your purchase. i cannot do this for you. i cannot spend your money for you. i cannot authorize your payment method for you.
you have to do it yourself. you have to take some fucking initiative. you clearly can read, since you used written language to send me this message. so FUCKING READ THE FUCKING LISTING AND SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK BUY.
christ does your mother hold your dick while you pee or have you figured that out yet???
