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My decision that cold medicine was bullshit and I would forego the last dose of it in favor of instead two ounces of bourbon (excellent bourbon, by the way) was a solid one, and yet
I have had less than a quarter ounce of this bourbon and I am fucking hammered and that is hilarious
and yet I am still less fucked-up than I was on dextromethorphan earlier and did you know that shit is something people take recreationally why would you do that
but also, I am so wasted and I still have most of a drink left so it’s gonna be a long night.

My decision that cold medicine was bullshit and I would forego the last dose of it in favor of instead two ounces of bourbon (excellent bourbon, by the way) was a solid one, and yet
I have had less than a quarter ounce of this bourbon and I am fucking hammered and that is hilarious
and yet I am still less fucked-up than I was on dextromethorphan earlier and did you know that shit is something people take recreationally why would you do that
but also, I am so wasted and I still have most of a drink left so it’s gonna be a long night.
