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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/1S7PYuq:
Body: you know what would make this Death Flu even better
me, groggily: what
body: because, i mean, you’re basically dying, so it’s not like it could be worse
me, now nervous: what
body: if i piled onto that and
me, catching on: no
body: just, made your period come
me: no!
body: like three days early and with absolutely debilitating cramps
me, groaning: nooooo
body: I’m so nice!
me: *dies*
Body: you know what would make this Death Flu even better
me, groggily: what
body: because, i mean, you’re basically dying, so it’s not like it could be worse
me, now nervous: what
body: if i piled onto that and
me, catching on: no
body: just, made your period come
me: no!
body: like three days early and with absolutely debilitating cramps
me, groaning: nooooo
body: I’m so nice!
me: *dies*
