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i just want y’all to know that i caused this heatwave that’s assaulting the entire northeastern quadrant of the US just now. That was me, see, because I installed insulation in my yurt and now it’s like living in a plastic bag, that was definitely me.
It’s also me who’s caused this cold snap coming up, because I invited a friend to bring her little kids camping at the farm, and she’s showing up Thursday with them, and it’s going to drop from 80 at night to 40 at night the day she shows up, so
you’re welcome i guess
also maybe i am dead after today’s chicken slaughter and having to stand over a propane burner in 90 degree heat and maybe i’m writing this from beyond the grave so isn’t that thrilling

i just want y’all to know that i caused this heatwave that’s assaulting the entire northeastern quadrant of the US just now. That was me, see, because I installed insulation in my yurt and now it’s like living in a plastic bag, that was definitely me.
It’s also me who’s caused this cold snap coming up, because I invited a friend to bring her little kids camping at the farm, and she’s showing up Thursday with them, and it’s going to drop from 80 at night to 40 at night the day she shows up, so
you’re welcome i guess
also maybe i am dead after today’s chicken slaughter and having to stand over a propane burner in 90 degree heat and maybe i’m writing this from beyond the grave so isn’t that thrilling
