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I was just going through my wallet organizing it. I don’t like the little cigarette case I’m using as a wallet, really, but after I lost my good one, I sort of feel like i can’t have nice things. This is small and i won’t lose it, so.
But then I was thinking about when I lost my wallet, and it got stolen instantly- I dropped it, missed it immediately, looked for it, and then my bank texted me about unauthorized use of my card. It was literally like, three minutes. Guy saw it fall, grabbed it, ran off with it. Straight to the liquor store.
And the clerk there remembered him, and was like, yeah I thought it was weird he had a credit card. The guy was a regular named Miguel.
I wasn’t really that mad at the clerk for going ahead with the sale, but I was sort of– because seriously, a guy you see daily who pays cash in small amounts and you know his name is Miguel turns up with a credit card with a white bitch’s name on it?
Lest you think, how would he know that’s a white bitch’s name, it’s on no lower authority than Yeezy himself:
You know the demo, ya boy act wild
You ain’t get the memo, Yeezy’s back in style
Now when Rome go Gidget the other got Bridget
What’s more tripped out though is they sisters
Nah, you ain’t listen, they black, they sisters
They momma, named them after white bitches
(My government name is the last one he mentions up there.)
So that’s why I interrupted my reggaeton binge to listen to The Joy. Thanks, Kanye, that’s something I’ll always have.
I was just going through my wallet organizing it. I don’t like the little cigarette case I’m using as a wallet, really, but after I lost my good one, I sort of feel like i can’t have nice things. This is small and i won’t lose it, so.
But then I was thinking about when I lost my wallet, and it got stolen instantly- I dropped it, missed it immediately, looked for it, and then my bank texted me about unauthorized use of my card. It was literally like, three minutes. Guy saw it fall, grabbed it, ran off with it. Straight to the liquor store.
And the clerk there remembered him, and was like, yeah I thought it was weird he had a credit card. The guy was a regular named Miguel.
I wasn’t really that mad at the clerk for going ahead with the sale, but I was sort of– because seriously, a guy you see daily who pays cash in small amounts and you know his name is Miguel turns up with a credit card with a white bitch’s name on it?
Lest you think, how would he know that’s a white bitch’s name, it’s on no lower authority than Yeezy himself:
You know the demo, ya boy act wild
You ain’t get the memo, Yeezy’s back in style
Now when Rome go Gidget the other got Bridget
What’s more tripped out though is they sisters
Nah, you ain’t listen, they black, they sisters
They momma, named them after white bitches
(My government name is the last one he mentions up there.)
So that’s why I interrupted my reggaeton binge to listen to The Joy. Thanks, Kanye, that’s something I’ll always have.
