Dance Music
Apr. 7th, 2016 01:52 pmvia http://ift.tt/1Xjhqnc:
bomberqueen17:
I don’t know what this is, it just happened while I was sitting here this morning. 1000ish words, gen, Natasha and Steve and Sam and Bucky, warnings for language and the Mountain Goats.
The door slamming open startled Natasha badly enough that she actually visibly flinched. Fortunately, her startle was covered by Steve’s reaction, which was to violently fling himself over the back of the couch and come up in a ready position with the shield.
It was Sam. “You assholes!” he yelled.
“What,” Steve said, eyes almost as big as the shield.
“Romanoff! It has to have been you,” Sam fumed.
“What,” she said, having composed herself and just now putting down her book as if she hadn’t had to peel her nails out of the spine of it.
“Who the fuck,” Sam demanded, stalking into the room and slamming the door behind him, “told Bucky to listen to the fucking Mountain Goats?”
Steve looked utterly blank. Natasha didn’t even try to keep the horror off her face.
“Sam,” she said, “I’m an asshole, but I’m not stupid.”
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bomberqueen17:
I don’t know what this is, it just happened while I was sitting here this morning. 1000ish words, gen, Natasha and Steve and Sam and Bucky, warnings for language and the Mountain Goats.
The door slamming open startled Natasha badly enough that she actually visibly flinched. Fortunately, her startle was covered by Steve’s reaction, which was to violently fling himself over the back of the couch and come up in a ready position with the shield.
It was Sam. “You assholes!” he yelled.
“What,” Steve said, eyes almost as big as the shield.
“Romanoff! It has to have been you,” Sam fumed.
“What,” she said, having composed herself and just now putting down her book as if she hadn’t had to peel her nails out of the spine of it.
“Who the fuck,” Sam demanded, stalking into the room and slamming the door behind him, “told Bucky to listen to the fucking Mountain Goats?”
Steve looked utterly blank. Natasha didn’t even try to keep the horror off her face.
“Sam,” she said, “I’m an asshole, but I’m not stupid.”
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Ha Tumblr suggested myself to me. ILU mobile, you’re such a piece of shit.
