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albaparthenicevelut:
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lurkingcrow:
albaparthenicevelut:
tobermoriansass:
i like 2 pretend i have smart niche interests in any fandom but the truth of the matter is that i woke up in the godforsaken hours of the morning with the thought, very clearly and strongly formed in my brain, that if humans in star wars can have a legit tentacle kink they can fulfill then by that reasoning, mon calamari definitely have a human kink and now i have to know whether admiral ackbar gets off on being surrounded by sexy sexy humans with their sexy sexy hands and legs with like fingers! and toes!
Oh my God, the only SW Discourse I ever want to have again.
Oh Alba, are you telling me you haven’t delved into the remarkably adorable realm of Kit Fisto and Plo Koon pairings? Because there’s a bit of it out there and I never knew xenophilia could be so wholesome.
Less adorably, remember that Jabba canonically had a human kink that his fellow Hutts found somewhat distasteful…
We are Never discussing Jabba’s human kink. XD
Oh god i forgot about Jabba’s human kink fuck but also I kind of want to know what specifically about humans gets him off is it their bipedal form? nearly everything in star wars has a bipedal form! twi’leks are bipedal and have hands but also you know, the lekku. what specifically about humans makes them sexy????
But this also reminded me of the not quite old canonical time Han had to smuggle huttese pornography to the Kurluvion system so I think we’re all even now
Maybe he likes their hair? I feel like that’s the only thing I can think of that distinguishes them from Twi’Leks? Maybe he likes the way it feels on his skin. @lurkingcrow, thoughts? Since you took us to this hell place.
@albaparthenicevelut @lurkingcrow @tobermoriansass
I bet every species that doesn’t have hair in SW all have a thing for, like, wips maade out of braids of really long hair.
I mean why else would Jabba have made Leia have her hair braided all pretty? For the aesthetic? Like I’m 69% certain that if leia had been able to choke Jabba with her hair instead of a chain, that slug would have died very happily.
………………… So we’re all agreed that this means an entire generation of young non human sentients were radicalized into joining the Rebellion solely on the power of, like, Mon Mothma’s red hair, General Antoc Merrick and Biggs Darklighter’s impressive seventies pornstaches and Luke Skywalker’s golden retriever floopy blonde hair and the propaganda made therewith, right? That like, someone in Intel was like man we have to leverage this for psyops and propaganda and that was how they came up with their new angle - unite with us to destroy imperial prejudices: join the rebellion and experience equal opportunity, equal, cross species free love* which was obviously more exciting than “travel the galaxy” and “bring order”. Even if it wasn’t officially rebel leadership sanctioned.
*Orgies only sometimes included.
#yes? no? yes? maybe?#look i refuse to believe no one made any use of the amazing moustaches on display#such manly. such macho. such human fetish. #replies #nsfw text#not really safe for anything including the gffa #star wars thotz#star wars shitposting#a fascinating possibility: admiral ackbar and his morbid collection of human hair#and that one time he asked mon mothma for hair and she was like sure while draven was like buddy don’t just don’t#its not cute it’s not romantic and it was awkward for everyone as draven tried to explain this to her#without using the words hair fetish or making eye contact with her or anyone else#and then the entirety of rebel high command couldn’t look each other in the eye for the next few days
(tags via @tobermoriansass)
There’s another branch of the reblog replies where the exact nature of Jabba’s human fetish is explored which made me giggle a bunch this morning and i’m so glad to know someone is doing the good work here
tobermoriansass:
msu82:
albaparthenicevelut:
tobermoriansass:
albaparthenicevelut:
lurkingcrow:
albaparthenicevelut:
tobermoriansass:
i like 2 pretend i have smart niche interests in any fandom but the truth of the matter is that i woke up in the godforsaken hours of the morning with the thought, very clearly and strongly formed in my brain, that if humans in star wars can have a legit tentacle kink they can fulfill then by that reasoning, mon calamari definitely have a human kink and now i have to know whether admiral ackbar gets off on being surrounded by sexy sexy humans with their sexy sexy hands and legs with like fingers! and toes!
Oh my God, the only SW Discourse I ever want to have again.
Oh Alba, are you telling me you haven’t delved into the remarkably adorable realm of Kit Fisto and Plo Koon pairings? Because there’s a bit of it out there and I never knew xenophilia could be so wholesome.
Less adorably, remember that Jabba canonically had a human kink that his fellow Hutts found somewhat distasteful…
We are Never discussing Jabba’s human kink. XD
Oh god i forgot about Jabba’s human kink fuck but also I kind of want to know what specifically about humans gets him off is it their bipedal form? nearly everything in star wars has a bipedal form! twi’leks are bipedal and have hands but also you know, the lekku. what specifically about humans makes them sexy????
But this also reminded me of the not quite old canonical time Han had to smuggle huttese pornography to the Kurluvion system so I think we’re all even now
Maybe he likes their hair? I feel like that’s the only thing I can think of that distinguishes them from Twi’Leks? Maybe he likes the way it feels on his skin. @lurkingcrow, thoughts? Since you took us to this hell place.
@albaparthenicevelut @lurkingcrow @tobermoriansass
I bet every species that doesn’t have hair in SW all have a thing for, like, wips maade out of braids of really long hair.
I mean why else would Jabba have made Leia have her hair braided all pretty? For the aesthetic? Like I’m 69% certain that if leia had been able to choke Jabba with her hair instead of a chain, that slug would have died very happily.
………………… So we’re all agreed that this means an entire generation of young non human sentients were radicalized into joining the Rebellion solely on the power of, like, Mon Mothma’s red hair, General Antoc Merrick and Biggs Darklighter’s impressive seventies pornstaches and Luke Skywalker’s golden retriever floopy blonde hair and the propaganda made therewith, right? That like, someone in Intel was like man we have to leverage this for psyops and propaganda and that was how they came up with their new angle - unite with us to destroy imperial prejudices: join the rebellion and experience equal opportunity, equal, cross species free love* which was obviously more exciting than “travel the galaxy” and “bring order”. Even if it wasn’t officially rebel leadership sanctioned.
*Orgies only sometimes included.
#yes? no? yes? maybe?#look i refuse to believe no one made any use of the amazing moustaches on display#such manly. such macho. such human fetish. #replies #nsfw text#not really safe for anything including the gffa #star wars thotz#star wars shitposting#a fascinating possibility: admiral ackbar and his morbid collection of human hair#and that one time he asked mon mothma for hair and she was like sure while draven was like buddy don’t just don’t#its not cute it’s not romantic and it was awkward for everyone as draven tried to explain this to her#without using the words hair fetish or making eye contact with her or anyone else#and then the entirety of rebel high command couldn’t look each other in the eye for the next few days
(tags via @tobermoriansass)
There’s another branch of the reblog replies where the exact nature of Jabba’s human fetish is explored which made me giggle a bunch this morning and i’m so glad to know someone is doing the good work here
