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(more of this) Poe’s junior year was really busy okay. And he’s definitely a nerd so he’s starting to pick up on some of the unexpected connotations of his scientific experimentation.
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, day/month/year
Species: Keshian
Situational observation/context: I had not realized Keshians were not human. They are very near-human. I did not realize Keshians were not human until after having sex with one. Said subject then made a joke about this logbook, and I felt like a doofus. Subject had actually partly pursued a sexual encounter with me in order to be featured in said logbook, which kind of hurt my feelings until I considered that I kind of deserve that for having one of these in the first place.
Pros: so near-human that it’s basically no different, see observations on humans above
Neutrals: be aware that Keshians have greater visual acuity than humans and so, as such, basically always fuck with the lights on regardless of actual light levels in the room. This is fine, because I have no appreciable hang-ups about my physical appearance, but it is disconcerting to realize that it’s pitch-black to you but they don’t know that you can’t make out the gestures and expressions they’re trying to use to communicate with you while their mouth is otherwise occupied
Cons: Keshians are sarcastic as fuck but this is possibly just a characteristic of the individual subject
Notes: People think this logbook is a cheap pick-up tactic. Some serious self-examination may be required to be sure that it isn’t.
(more of this) Poe’s junior year was really busy okay. And he’s definitely a nerd so he’s starting to pick up on some of the unexpected connotations of his scientific experimentation.
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, day/month/year
Species: Keshian
Situational observation/context: I had not realized Keshians were not human. They are very near-human. I did not realize Keshians were not human until after having sex with one. Said subject then made a joke about this logbook, and I felt like a doofus. Subject had actually partly pursued a sexual encounter with me in order to be featured in said logbook, which kind of hurt my feelings until I considered that I kind of deserve that for having one of these in the first place.
Pros: so near-human that it’s basically no different, see observations on humans above
Neutrals: be aware that Keshians have greater visual acuity than humans and so, as such, basically always fuck with the lights on regardless of actual light levels in the room. This is fine, because I have no appreciable hang-ups about my physical appearance, but it is disconcerting to realize that it’s pitch-black to you but they don’t know that you can’t make out the gestures and expressions they’re trying to use to communicate with you while their mouth is otherwise occupied
Cons: Keshians are sarcastic as fuck but this is possibly just a characteristic of the individual subject
Notes: People think this logbook is a cheap pick-up tactic. Some serious self-examination may be required to be sure that it isn’t.
