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Poe had a really interesting junior year. Learned a lot about himself, learned a lot about other species. Got some stitches. (continuing from this)
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, x/d/xxxx
Ewok
Pros: friendly, good conversation, nice soft fur
Neutrals: not really all that compatible in body size, not really… sexually attractive; though I understand this is an ingrained bias on my part and I need to work on open-mindedness, I still do need to take my own sexual inclinations into account when pursuing these things; was unable to determine gender of subject and subject seemed not to really understand the question, so discontinued investigation along that axis as not relevant
Cons: they will bite the shit out of you with no warning
Notes: I did nothing without prior consent, and did nothing subject did not enjoy. Apparently the biting thing is a sign of excitement/interest. Unfortunately it was a pretty serious bite and I determined that this was not a compatible expression of sexual arousal, and so I discontinued the encounter on as friendly a note as I could manage, and sought medical attention.
I don’t think it was apparent that I was way more into petting the fur for textural enjoyment than sexual, but note for future encounters: I seem to have difficulty finding really cute furry animals sexually interesting, particularly when they’re half my size, so I may have to leave that category for some other intrepid explorer. Clearly, from people’s reactions to my explanation of my bandage, there are humans who would be really into it, so I’ll leave it to them.

Poe had a really interesting junior year. Learned a lot about himself, learned a lot about other species. Got some stitches. (continuing from this)
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, x/d/xxxx
Ewok
Pros: friendly, good conversation, nice soft fur
Neutrals: not really all that compatible in body size, not really… sexually attractive; though I understand this is an ingrained bias on my part and I need to work on open-mindedness, I still do need to take my own sexual inclinations into account when pursuing these things; was unable to determine gender of subject and subject seemed not to really understand the question, so discontinued investigation along that axis as not relevant
Cons: they will bite the shit out of you with no warning
Notes: I did nothing without prior consent, and did nothing subject did not enjoy. Apparently the biting thing is a sign of excitement/interest. Unfortunately it was a pretty serious bite and I determined that this was not a compatible expression of sexual arousal, and so I discontinued the encounter on as friendly a note as I could manage, and sought medical attention.
I don’t think it was apparent that I was way more into petting the fur for textural enjoyment than sexual, but note for future encounters: I seem to have difficulty finding really cute furry animals sexually interesting, particularly when they’re half my size, so I may have to leave that category for some other intrepid explorer. Clearly, from people’s reactions to my explanation of my bandage, there are humans who would be really into it, so I’ll leave it to them.
