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I wish I had time to do this but I want to make a masterpost of the Fuckable Species of the extended Star Wars Universe because it would be hilarious.
Like, all field-notes-style, like Poe about sophomore year of college or so, figuring out which ones it’s possible to have sex with and which ones just don’t have any compatible parts and which ones will attempt to eat you afterward so even if you technically could you really shouldn’t, and so on.
It’s not at all called for and I don’t have the time, but it would be hilarious. (There’s a bit in chapter 3 where Poe tries to explain his reputation to Finn, which is what inspired this.)
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, x/d/xxxx
New one for the collection– Quarren, related species to Mon Calamari, brief encounter at Oleph Besh social mixer. I couldn’t pronounce her name and she couldn’t pronounce mine, determined she was nominally female and of an inclination to prefer males, did not actually get far enough to determine whether I was actually classifiable as male to her, but we did spend a solid 45 minutes exploring one another’s clothed mostly-above-the-nominal-waist anatomy.
Pros: great sense of humor, compatible body size, similar ideas of what constitutes first and second base
Less-Pros: suction cups?? very odd dentition an impediment to oral-to-oral contact and an absolute no on any oral-to-genital contact, not that either of us was offering
Cons: suction cups leave marks that won’t fade, smelled like you’d expect a semi-marine life form to smell, could not actually figure out where genitals were located or what their form would even approximately be, kind of lost my nerve
Notes: when dealing with a species with suction cups as part of their anatomy, negotiate where it is acceptable to leave sucker-marks PRIOR to contact, I am literally never going to live this down.
I wish I had time to do this but I want to make a masterpost of the Fuckable Species of the extended Star Wars Universe because it would be hilarious.
Like, all field-notes-style, like Poe about sophomore year of college or so, figuring out which ones it’s possible to have sex with and which ones just don’t have any compatible parts and which ones will attempt to eat you afterward so even if you technically could you really shouldn’t, and so on.
It’s not at all called for and I don’t have the time, but it would be hilarious. (There’s a bit in chapter 3 where Poe tries to explain his reputation to Finn, which is what inspired this.)
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, x/d/xxxx
New one for the collection– Quarren, related species to Mon Calamari, brief encounter at Oleph Besh social mixer. I couldn’t pronounce her name and she couldn’t pronounce mine, determined she was nominally female and of an inclination to prefer males, did not actually get far enough to determine whether I was actually classifiable as male to her, but we did spend a solid 45 minutes exploring one another’s clothed mostly-above-the-nominal-waist anatomy.
Pros: great sense of humor, compatible body size, similar ideas of what constitutes first and second base
Less-Pros: suction cups?? very odd dentition an impediment to oral-to-oral contact and an absolute no on any oral-to-genital contact, not that either of us was offering
Cons: suction cups leave marks that won’t fade, smelled like you’d expect a semi-marine life form to smell, could not actually figure out where genitals were located or what their form would even approximately be, kind of lost my nerve
Notes: when dealing with a species with suction cups as part of their anatomy, negotiate where it is acceptable to leave sucker-marks PRIOR to contact, I am literally never going to live this down.
