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At the tire store. Waiting room TV is on World’s Wildest Police Chases or something. Kind of loud shit you can’t not watch. It’s so annoying, but the major thing I’m learning is that cops in real life apparently speak solely in clichés. An irate policeman just demanded of a man who assaulted him, then led him on a 130-mph chase, “What is your major malfunction?” in apparent total seriousness.
Also I’ve learned that if I ever concoct an elaborate plan that involves a stolen getaway car, I should also make sure it has gas in it.
At the tire store. Waiting room TV is on World’s Wildest Police Chases or something. Kind of loud shit you can’t not watch. It’s so annoying, but the major thing I’m learning is that cops in real life apparently speak solely in clichés. An irate policeman just demanded of a man who assaulted him, then led him on a 130-mph chase, “What is your major malfunction?” in apparent total seriousness.
Also I’ve learned that if I ever concoct an elaborate plan that involves a stolen getaway car, I should also make sure it has gas in it.
