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replied to your post “I need to be loading my car. And I’d told myself, you know, on all…”
“oh yes, my dear, you know what you’re about.” *crylaughing* at the guys who clearly DON’T know what they’re about. Or what they’re missing. Ahem.
RIGHT????
I mean– I guess a lot of straight dudes just keep their nails short so they don’t think about it much, but– some don’t and I always kind of wonder– like– what are you– I don’t want to– you know what I’m not going to think about it– but…
oh my god
Anyway. I type better with short nails so I do keep them sort of short, but I used to keep them real short and I remember when I first had to go long-distance with my girlfriend, realizing my nails were getting long and getting real depressed because it didn’t matter. (I’d been a nail-biter as a kid, so I’d really never had long fingernails; it was only in college that I grew out of that, and I’d already embarked upon my Bisexual Self-Discovery Arc by then.)
But like. I just never really realized that innuendoes about fingernails are so specifically sapphic. C’mon, my dudes.
Those cuticles could use some work and the color is already wearing off, but there is my Chicken Slaughter manicure.
replied to your post “I need to be loading my car. And I’d told myself, you know, on all…”
“oh yes, my dear, you know what you’re about.” *crylaughing* at the guys who clearly DON’T know what they’re about. Or what they’re missing. Ahem.
RIGHT????
I mean– I guess a lot of straight dudes just keep their nails short so they don’t think about it much, but– some don’t and I always kind of wonder– like– what are you– I don’t want to– you know what I’m not going to think about it– but…
oh my god
Anyway. I type better with short nails so I do keep them sort of short, but I used to keep them real short and I remember when I first had to go long-distance with my girlfriend, realizing my nails were getting long and getting real depressed because it didn’t matter. (I’d been a nail-biter as a kid, so I’d really never had long fingernails; it was only in college that I grew out of that, and I’d already embarked upon my Bisexual Self-Discovery Arc by then.)
But like. I just never really realized that innuendoes about fingernails are so specifically sapphic. C’mon, my dudes.
Those cuticles could use some work and the color is already wearing off, but there is my Chicken Slaughter manicure.
