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Lilac is evil and tries to kill me. Maybe it tries to kill him?
Our lilac tree is a normal amount of inanimate and has never attempted to harm anyone in its life! How can a lilac bush try to kill someone? It certainly has never attempted to kill my dude. All it has ever done is grow slowly and occasionally get nice-smelling flowers on it. It’s descended from a sprig of the one by the house I grew up in.

Lilac is evil and tries to kill me. Maybe it tries to kill him?
Our lilac tree is a normal amount of inanimate and has never attempted to harm anyone in its life! How can a lilac bush try to kill someone? It certainly has never attempted to kill my dude. All it has ever done is grow slowly and occasionally get nice-smelling flowers on it. It’s descended from a sprig of the one by the house I grew up in.
