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I know this is nothing in the grand scale of problems but my lower right eyelid won’t stop twitching, and has been periodically twitching for three or four days, and it’s not like it hurts but it’s very distracting and mostly I’m furious that i cannot manage to capture it on video. I swear to you all, it looks exactly like how in every single cartoon the character looks right before they go insane and snap and freak out. It’s amazing.
Dude says I’m low on potassium but I’ve been eating bananas all week so it’s not that. Maybe I am going to snap and kill everyone!
*eyelid twitches*
I mean, my urge to kill is rising, but really only because my fucking eyelid won’t stop fucking twitching, what the fuck is this bullshit???

I know this is nothing in the grand scale of problems but my lower right eyelid won’t stop twitching, and has been periodically twitching for three or four days, and it’s not like it hurts but it’s very distracting and mostly I’m furious that i cannot manage to capture it on video. I swear to you all, it looks exactly like how in every single cartoon the character looks right before they go insane and snap and freak out. It’s amazing.
Dude says I’m low on potassium but I’ve been eating bananas all week so it’s not that. Maybe I am going to snap and kill everyone!
*eyelid twitches*
I mean, my urge to kill is rising, but really only because my fucking eyelid won’t stop fucking twitching, what the fuck is this bullshit???

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