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As I sort of predicted, NYS Governor Andrew Cuomo spent today being a pompous asshat all over Twitter and the media in general. He tweets with emojis, people, this is not okay. One highlight was him standing in the snow like a fucking Weather Channel anchor telling people there was no reason to go out in this mess. (I had to @-reply him. I was like, Andy, you ass, there’s no paid leave time for the vast majority of workers in your state, we can’t fucking afford a day off. That’s a reason right there, bucko. Think for point three seconds before you yap, Christ.) (I said it more succinctly but only because it’s Twitter and you have to.)
Hang on, he’s such a twit, I have to go get a screenshot of this fuckery.
What a fucking goon. Come the fuck inside, you moron, you’re not a meteorologist. You look like a twit.
Anyway. I had a nice rant on Twitter about my entire family’s cross-party, deep, generational loathing of the Cuomo dynasty, and then had a moment to reflect how nice it was when this was the most outraged I’d generally get in a day.
I mean, we have a lengthy, deep family history of ranting about Cuomos and their smarter-than-thou, greasy-palmed politicking. Dad used to call his mother in Florida and rack up long-distance charges doing it, as a monthly indulgence. (She was an old Manhattanite Democrat and loved, loved to argue.) We’re talking, like, deep cuts of my childhood memories here. Dad worked for Mario and hated the guy. Andy’s just a chip off the old block only more so.
If he ever runs for President or something I will shit nails trying to get him defeated in the primaries, but sweet Christ, I would take him for a no-term-limits four thousand years of entitled fuckery if it meant the current unpresidented nightmare would stop.
I had no idea how lucky I was, what a luxury it was, to just hate politicians for being slyly corrupt and better-than-thou and misguided, arrogant, smarmy, entitled– but probably unlikely to actively drive the state or nation rapidly into the ground and/or engulf the world in actual nuclear annihilation.
Fucking Tr*mp’s even ruined my God-given right as a native New Yorker to hate fucking Cuomo. I’m starting to be slightly fond of Andy’s goofy ass, as he uses every possible opportunity to snipe as obnoxiously and self-righteously as possible at the Un-President. Fuck, this isn’t even fair.
Look at him. Put a hat on, you idiot.

As I sort of predicted, NYS Governor Andrew Cuomo spent today being a pompous asshat all over Twitter and the media in general. He tweets with emojis, people, this is not okay. One highlight was him standing in the snow like a fucking Weather Channel anchor telling people there was no reason to go out in this mess. (I had to @-reply him. I was like, Andy, you ass, there’s no paid leave time for the vast majority of workers in your state, we can’t fucking afford a day off. That’s a reason right there, bucko. Think for point three seconds before you yap, Christ.) (I said it more succinctly but only because it’s Twitter and you have to.)
Hang on, he’s such a twit, I have to go get a screenshot of this fuckery.
What a fucking goon. Come the fuck inside, you moron, you’re not a meteorologist. You look like a twit.
Anyway. I had a nice rant on Twitter about my entire family’s cross-party, deep, generational loathing of the Cuomo dynasty, and then had a moment to reflect how nice it was when this was the most outraged I’d generally get in a day.
I mean, we have a lengthy, deep family history of ranting about Cuomos and their smarter-than-thou, greasy-palmed politicking. Dad used to call his mother in Florida and rack up long-distance charges doing it, as a monthly indulgence. (She was an old Manhattanite Democrat and loved, loved to argue.) We’re talking, like, deep cuts of my childhood memories here. Dad worked for Mario and hated the guy. Andy’s just a chip off the old block only more so.
If he ever runs for President or something I will shit nails trying to get him defeated in the primaries, but sweet Christ, I would take him for a no-term-limits four thousand years of entitled fuckery if it meant the current unpresidented nightmare would stop.
I had no idea how lucky I was, what a luxury it was, to just hate politicians for being slyly corrupt and better-than-thou and misguided, arrogant, smarmy, entitled– but probably unlikely to actively drive the state or nation rapidly into the ground and/or engulf the world in actual nuclear annihilation.
Fucking Tr*mp’s even ruined my God-given right as a native New Yorker to hate fucking Cuomo. I’m starting to be slightly fond of Andy’s goofy ass, as he uses every possible opportunity to snipe as obnoxiously and self-righteously as possible at the Un-President. Fuck, this isn’t even fair.
Look at him. Put a hat on, you idiot.
