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I’ve got BIG OL’ THIGHS. I always have. Hoo boy.
It’s not that my thighs aren’t big, they’re just not the cute bodacious kind of big. Like– I’m not a curvy girl, not the way the marketing sells it. I have some narrow places and some wide places and don’t get me wrong, properly dressed I can sometimes give the impression of Socially Acceptable, but I’m really not. I have a completely flat white girl ass, just on a large scale, and my thighs are stupendously thick but like, straight up and down.
I am an Enormous Sturdy Utilitarian Peasant-Type White Woman Of The Ages type, and that’s fine, it’s just not very glamorous. So my thighs are certainly not petite, but you kind of wouldn’t notice how big they are because I’m just big all over. I am not the cute kind of thick.
I sometimes imagine how cute I could be if I had the kind of cute round ass that broke jeans instead, and how I could put cute patches on the butt of my jeans. Patching the crotch just looks sort of awkwardly like I wet myself. Oh well.
bedbugsbiting replied to your post “bedbugsbiting replied to your post “unicornduke replied to your…”
I’ve got BIG OL’ THIGHS. I always have. Hoo boy.
It’s not that my thighs aren’t big, they’re just not the cute bodacious kind of big. Like– I’m not a curvy girl, not the way the marketing sells it. I have some narrow places and some wide places and don’t get me wrong, properly dressed I can sometimes give the impression of Socially Acceptable, but I’m really not. I have a completely flat white girl ass, just on a large scale, and my thighs are stupendously thick but like, straight up and down.
I am an Enormous Sturdy Utilitarian Peasant-Type White Woman Of The Ages type, and that’s fine, it’s just not very glamorous. So my thighs are certainly not petite, but you kind of wouldn’t notice how big they are because I’m just big all over. I am not the cute kind of thick.
I sometimes imagine how cute I could be if I had the kind of cute round ass that broke jeans instead, and how I could put cute patches on the butt of my jeans. Patching the crotch just looks sort of awkwardly like I wet myself. Oh well.
