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ok the thing i was trying to make myself do last night was to decorate a t-shirt for a gift for a child whose birthday I’m going to today.
He is four. He wears Size 4T. That’s literally all the information I have.
The blank t-shirts, of course, were in Child sizes, not Toddler, so there was nothing with T in it, only S, M, L.
I’m just trying to find out where S starts. Like, what size is that. How big is that. I measured the shirt but it doesn’t tell me anything. It’d be too big anyway, it’s fine that I just let Chita sit on that shirt all night and didn’t paint it; I’d better just go to Target and buy him a damn shirt there, it’s better that way. (If I do this right, though, I can buy the shirt, take it home, and add rhinestones, which I want to do because Boy Is Fabulous, and while his mom generally dresses him in gender-conforming ways so he doesn’t get shit out in public, she would absolutely be keen on Stealth Fabulous, and he would LOVE IT.) Anyway.
Googling around to try to be informed so that I don’t wind up standing paralyzed in the kids’ section at Target on a weekend, and I found this chart, and I’m just going to put this up there and let it stand on its own.
!!!!!
one more time:
why the fuck would you do this to me. It’s not even that I can’t envision a cm it’s that literally every other chart on the entire internet talking about US sizing is in inches so I can’t fucking compare this, you absolute dick. why would you do this.Just. Fuck you.
FUCK YOU THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN SPECIFY UNITS NOW YOU’RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME

ok the thing i was trying to make myself do last night was to decorate a t-shirt for a gift for a child whose birthday I’m going to today.
He is four. He wears Size 4T. That’s literally all the information I have.
The blank t-shirts, of course, were in Child sizes, not Toddler, so there was nothing with T in it, only S, M, L.
I’m just trying to find out where S starts. Like, what size is that. How big is that. I measured the shirt but it doesn’t tell me anything. It’d be too big anyway, it’s fine that I just let Chita sit on that shirt all night and didn’t paint it; I’d better just go to Target and buy him a damn shirt there, it’s better that way. (If I do this right, though, I can buy the shirt, take it home, and add rhinestones, which I want to do because Boy Is Fabulous, and while his mom generally dresses him in gender-conforming ways so he doesn’t get shit out in public, she would absolutely be keen on Stealth Fabulous, and he would LOVE IT.) Anyway.
Googling around to try to be informed so that I don’t wind up standing paralyzed in the kids’ section at Target on a weekend, and I found this chart, and I’m just going to put this up there and let it stand on its own.
!!!!!
one more time:
why the fuck would you do this to me. It’s not even that I can’t envision a cm it’s that literally every other chart on the entire internet talking about US sizing is in inches so I can’t fucking compare this, you absolute dick. why would you do this.Just. Fuck you.
FUCK YOU THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN SPECIFY UNITS NOW YOU’RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME
