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MINIWIENERS!
I once went to a house party where the person said they had mini wieners and i didn’t get what they meant until I showed up and there were, in fact, a pair of miniature dachshunds, and they were AMAZING. One was named Fafnir and the other was named Shark.
Shark is an excellent name for an animal with legs so short it really just cruises around.
I love when animals pet themselves using your hands, it’s my favorite. :)

MINIWIENERS!
I once went to a house party where the person said they had mini wieners and i didn’t get what they meant until I showed up and there were, in fact, a pair of miniature dachshunds, and they were AMAZING. One was named Fafnir and the other was named Shark.
Shark is an excellent name for an animal with legs so short it really just cruises around.
I love when animals pet themselves using your hands, it’s my favorite. :)
