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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/2l9cisf:deputychairman reblogged your post “altorogue: lettersfromtitan: dorkilybeautiful: wittgensteinsmister: the worst thing about spending your life on…”
#wait I do spend my life on the internet and i only know what 1 of these things is#thanks to David Baddiel in the early 90s I can define felching no trouble#ok and i know what furries are#i think#can i trust you guys to fill me in on teabagging and bukkake without being gross?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.- Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio
I would say something about disbelief at having missed such gems of the beautiful spectrum of human sexuality but honestly I learn new stuff all the time and am a little blown away by some of it. I assume someone else has already filled you in, but.
Fanfiction is the only reason I know what felching is, or docking, and honestly I don’t think I’d know what rimming was specifically if not for slash. However, alas, teabagging and bukkake are both things I know from real-life conversations with people who were trying to be gross. (Actually, I don’t remember when I learned about bukkake.) At least I’ve never had to explain either of them to my parents.
Teabagging is when you put your balls in someone’s mouth, which honestly I can’t imagine why it comes up so much in everyday conversation but it really does. (I’ve also seen references to just in general putting one’s balls on someone in some vaguely humiliating or dominance-display kind of way, and it makes me think of my brother-in-law’s exasperated tales of his college education at West Point, the US Army’s military academy, where it was just balls on everything, constant ball jokes, constant practical jokes involving getting people to touch your balls or look at your balls or whatever, and I was like isn’t that… kind of gay? and he was like no, here’s the really stupid part– if it was your dick, it was gay, but if it’s your balls it’s just funny, and no it doesn’t make sense but I learned to just shut up and never ever open the pizza box if someone was holding it in their lap.)
Bukkake is a Japanese word that just means “to splash on” or something; because of censorship laws that forbade showing genitals in porn but had no restriction on semen, the pornographic practice developed wherein multiple dudes ejaculate onto one receiving partner, male or female. Originally just a censorship workaround, now it’s kind of a fetish on its own. And it’s an English word now in pretty frequent usage in my social circles, so, there’s that.
#wait I do spend my life on the internet and i only know what 1 of these things is#thanks to David Baddiel in the early 90s I can define felching no trouble#ok and i know what furries are#i think#can i trust you guys to fill me in on teabagging and bukkake without being gross?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.- Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio
I would say something about disbelief at having missed such gems of the beautiful spectrum of human sexuality but honestly I learn new stuff all the time and am a little blown away by some of it. I assume someone else has already filled you in, but.
Fanfiction is the only reason I know what felching is, or docking, and honestly I don’t think I’d know what rimming was specifically if not for slash. However, alas, teabagging and bukkake are both things I know from real-life conversations with people who were trying to be gross. (Actually, I don’t remember when I learned about bukkake.) At least I’ve never had to explain either of them to my parents.
Teabagging is when you put your balls in someone’s mouth, which honestly I can’t imagine why it comes up so much in everyday conversation but it really does. (I’ve also seen references to just in general putting one’s balls on someone in some vaguely humiliating or dominance-display kind of way, and it makes me think of my brother-in-law’s exasperated tales of his college education at West Point, the US Army’s military academy, where it was just balls on everything, constant ball jokes, constant practical jokes involving getting people to touch your balls or look at your balls or whatever, and I was like isn’t that… kind of gay? and he was like no, here’s the really stupid part– if it was your dick, it was gay, but if it’s your balls it’s just funny, and no it doesn’t make sense but I learned to just shut up and never ever open the pizza box if someone was holding it in their lap.)
Bukkake is a Japanese word that just means “to splash on” or something; because of censorship laws that forbade showing genitals in porn but had no restriction on semen, the pornographic practice developed wherein multiple dudes ejaculate onto one receiving partner, male or female. Originally just a censorship workaround, now it’s kind of a fetish on its own. And it’s an English word now in pretty frequent usage in my social circles, so, there’s that.
