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rush-keating:
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There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab
look at he mitten
wit the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
Trying to debate if this is cute enough for my sideblog. What do you guys think?
I didn’t want to Google it so I said the phrase out loud hoping my dude would google it and indeed he did. But he didn’t image search it, so instead of seeing it he went to the Wikipedia page and read me a solemn thing about its status as an invasive species in the Chesapeake Bay and the Hudson River (!>!@??!?!?!) and that it’s an autumn delicacy in Shanghai.
And I was like, but mittens?
and only then did he click on the picture, and he was like OH WOW MITTENS.
But this thing is apparently in New York State and is endangering local crabs??? I didn’t know we had local crabs???
My world will never be the same.

rush-keating:
lordmeowdemort:
the-quasar-savior:
necromin:
c-has-a-blog:
There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab
look at he mitten
wit the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
Trying to debate if this is cute enough for my sideblog. What do you guys think?
I didn’t want to Google it so I said the phrase out loud hoping my dude would google it and indeed he did. But he didn’t image search it, so instead of seeing it he went to the Wikipedia page and read me a solemn thing about its status as an invasive species in the Chesapeake Bay and the Hudson River (!>!@??!?!?!) and that it’s an autumn delicacy in Shanghai.
And I was like, but mittens?
and only then did he click on the picture, and he was like OH WOW MITTENS.
But this thing is apparently in New York State and is endangering local crabs??? I didn’t know we had local crabs???
My world will never be the same.
