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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/2kg7gHB:
oh man I’m upset and fired-up and fucked-up from today enough to tell you all this little personal incredibly stupid bit of TMI:
Listen.
I hate George W Bush so much, so much, that on the night Obama was elected, my dude and I drank like, a handle of bourbon in celebration
and my dude said, we should get rid of Bush
and I was like what? we just did? what?
and he was like no no this’ll be great
and he went into the shower and drunkenly shaved off his pubes
and I did the same, I went and shaved myself completely bald, i mean the whole thing, all of it
and I have never grown it back, I have kept it completely shaved this entire time
and every time I’ve been in the shower and picked up the razor
I have thought about how glad I was to get rid of Bush
every time
And I had a crisis this week and said to dude, what are we going to do now, and he said, I don’t know (he’s kept his up too, it’s not just me, we’re a united household in this)
and I still haven’t decided. But eight years, more now because it was on election night, eight years I’ve spent with this weekly little mantra, shaving my thang while thinking about how glad I am to be rid of Bush.
I don’t know what to do now. I actually cried in the shower with the razor in my hand the other day because I don’t know what to do and I am still so fucked-up over how incredibly, numbingly horrifying eight fucking years of George W Bush was.
I don’t know what to do.
oh man I’m upset and fired-up and fucked-up from today enough to tell you all this little personal incredibly stupid bit of TMI:
Listen.
I hate George W Bush so much, so much, that on the night Obama was elected, my dude and I drank like, a handle of bourbon in celebration
and my dude said, we should get rid of Bush
and I was like what? we just did? what?
and he was like no no this’ll be great
and he went into the shower and drunkenly shaved off his pubes
and I did the same, I went and shaved myself completely bald, i mean the whole thing, all of it
and I have never grown it back, I have kept it completely shaved this entire time
and every time I’ve been in the shower and picked up the razor
I have thought about how glad I was to get rid of Bush
every time
And I had a crisis this week and said to dude, what are we going to do now, and he said, I don’t know (he’s kept his up too, it’s not just me, we’re a united household in this)
and I still haven’t decided. But eight years, more now because it was on election night, eight years I’ve spent with this weekly little mantra, shaving my thang while thinking about how glad I am to be rid of Bush.
I don’t know what to do now. I actually cried in the shower with the razor in my hand the other day because I don’t know what to do and I am still so fucked-up over how incredibly, numbingly horrifying eight fucking years of George W Bush was.
I don’t know what to do.
